I’ve got a few mom guilty pleasures. You’ve got some too, admit it.
1. Grocery Shopping….alone
AMIRIGHT?! All the items on the list actually make it in the cart and those things no one really needs stay far from it. I even occasionally remember something that didn’t get on the list! It is basically a mini vacation.
2. Folded Socks
I never fold the socks, especially the baby socks. I would be lying if I said I didn’t get satisfaction from the seldom organized sock/underwear drawer. My husband totally folds his own socks, he cannot not fold them. Lucky me, I am not so picky.
3. HOT Coffee
As in piping hot, no interruptions, while catching up on the latest adult-fiction chart-topper.
4. Take Out for Dinner…
…especially when it is pizza
5. Sleeping in on a Saturday
Heck, 7:30 feels like sleeping in.
5. Cereal for Breakfast
Bring on the sugary cereal, Saturday. As much as I love eggs and bacon and the whole nine yards, I LOVE cereal (maybe even in bed) for breakfast.
7. Driving Anywhere…alone
Turn up the radio and belt it, no requests for snackies or water, or sports radio. Just me, Adele, and the open road.
8. Going “poop” aka hiding in the bathroom for 15 minutes on Facebook
I know I am not the only one that does this. I sort of hate that meme about only husbands doing this. Everybody does this! It is a glorious 15 minutes, until the toddler comes knocking down the door looking for his red truck.
9. Not Sharing
My snack, my pillow, the toddler’s cold…
10. “The Chocolate Stash”
Speaking of not sharing…where do you hide yours? Maybe it is not chocolate, but we all have one.